‘Democrats … Please Suck Less!’: Meyers Shreds Biden’s New Anti-Trump Merch
Seth Meyers is lower than impressed with President Joe Biden’s new marketing campaign merchandise.
The president’s reelection group this week launched a brand new line of merchandise bearing the phrase, “Together, We Will Defeat Trump. Again.”
On Wednesday, the “Late Night” comic held his head in his fingers.
“Oh, Democrats, why are you so bad at this stuff?” he requested. “That is not a slogan, that’s like an affirmation you tape on your bathroom mirror.”
“Slogans don’t have multiple punctuation marks in them. A slogan is like, ’Let’s go,’ or, ‘Vote or die,’” he continued. “This is a sentence so awkward that you think, ‘Oh it must spell out a cool acronym,’ and then it doesn’t.”
Meyers additionally took situation with its ending, saying, “You can’t end your slogan with ‘again’ when his [Trump’s] slogan ends with ‘again.’”
“Democrats, I’m begging you. Please suck less,” he concluded, earlier than selecting a brand new rallying cry for the get together: “Democrats: We Suck… Less.”
Watch Meyers’ monologue right here:
And his “Closer Look” phase right here: